August 30th, 2014

Little Groot dancing

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Leaf me alone." [wingnut4772]

(via kalrika)

kelsium:

sanfo:

dion-thesocialist:

this is the best gif set on the internet.

Oh god. It’s too much.

Pig eats cookie. Prairie dog too fat to get out of its hole. Manatee smushes face into wall. These are the days of our lives.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

August 28th, 2014
photographyfromgallifrey:

im-stuck-in-this-wonderland:


HUMAN
HUMAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR GODS SAKE HELP


These are not mine 

i have made a terrible mistake

photographyfromgallifrey:

im-stuck-in-this-wonderland:

HUMAN

HUMAN

DO SOMETHING

FOR GODS SAKE HELP

These are not mine 

i have made a terrible mistake

(Source: chichiwho, via runnerknittergeek)

August 27th, 2014

Small rants that happened at work:
- pants are terrible
- bras are terrible
- I refuse to wear them, tools of the patriarchy
- forks might be in league with pants and bras as things like rice fall out of them
-therefore, unless it’s a salad I’m using a spoon

I may have had kind of a day, but we laughed for a good ten minutes about forks being in league with the patriarchy.

today’s realization

andsotodark:

The traveling pants didn’t fit all the girls because they were magical. They were jeggings.

(via inpursuitofbrunch)

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wakeuplikethis:

60ibs-to-go:

I think I love this a little too much.

#HOWITSHOULDBE

#WHYDONTWEEXPECTTHATENDING

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August 26th, 2014
August 25th, 2014

When you are strongly on team: no pants, no bra, dry shampoo for life

You should probably not try to get your friends to talk you into getting bangs. They will try to talk you out of it while not mentioning that you shower only 2-3 times a week and rarely “do” your hair.

If you sleep eight hours per day and you live to be 60, you’ve slept for 20 years. That is reason enough for me to get up the first time my alarm goes off.

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loudsoftsonance:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

No sure what to say about that one. 

Hell yes

loudsoftsonance:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

No sure what to say about that one. 

Hell yes

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

Yeah, I want that chocolate bar.

(via runnerknittergeek)