Small rants that happened at work:
- pants are terrible
- bras are terrible
- I refuse to wear them, tools of the patriarchy
- forks might be in league with pants and bras as things like rice fall out of them
-therefore, unless it’s a salad I’m using a spoon
I may have had kind of a day, but we laughed for a good ten minutes about forks being in league with the patriarchy.
You should probably not try to get your friends to talk you into getting bangs. They will try to talk you out of it while not mentioning that you shower only 2-3 times a week and rarely “do” your hair.
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
Yeah, I want that chocolate bar.