December 2009
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TELL ME TO BE A BIG GIRL!
(via haguenite)
Put your big girl panties on, and fucking deal with it.
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Guyze!!! I'm on a boat.
And it moves. Oh lordy does it move. Like… Imunna start drinking so I think its me instead of the boat.
And I have to pay for internet in the middle of the ocean. That’s dumb. The ocean needs tumblr too.
This whole cruise thing will probly be fun. I just feel kinda lonely. And fat. I haven’t felt fat since I was in high school. It probably has to do with the imminent happening...
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I get less excited for the holidays each year.
Really, I just want to snuggle in my flannel sheets till its warm out again. But I usually just want to snuggle, so thats not saying much.
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“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe...”
– Noam Chomsky (via eunichick) (via quote-book)
I feel vile.
Has fever, headache, upset tummy and aching bones. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN EVERY YEAR???
Also, is good I went home before “evening” fell because my brother is on the freeway and apparently people are falling off the road all over.
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Inhaling Sharpie fumes does not help settle a...
My little brother has apparently cracked his skull...
Cakeball people...
faithandbegorrah:
lekdek:
do you know if a bar of melted dark chocolate will work the same as chocolate bark? We used all our chocolate chips up last night, and I don’t want to run to the store. I wouldn’t be able to make very many, but I’d be able to make a few…
No idea, but I want to say yes, it should harden fine.
Actually, I want to say GET IN MY MOUTH, but that’s a given.
It might...
SHITBALLS.
faithandbegorrah:
lekdek:
The cake fell apart. When I was getting it out of the pan, one of the halves fell apart.
No birthday cake for Tim now, unless I make a tiny layered one that’s cupcake size from the bits and pieces…
Cupcake lollipops! Or use icing to hold it all together!
Or shitballs. You could make those too.
Or cakeballs. Mix frosting into the cake, roll it into balls and...
“Stop the presses: casual sex doesn’t cause kids to turn to drugs or...”
– The Kids Are Alright, Jezebel
Marraige is about sex.
No, really, thats what they say.
I half one foot in a very Christian, conservative realm — due to the fact that I go to a Christian University. I escape most of the mumbo-jumbo because I spend my time in the Philosophy department — but I cannot hide from the conversations or the mind-set of my peers.
“He doesn’t want to get married just yet,”
“Why,...
I have spent the last twenty minutes trying to...
Does he mean five oclock? Six? I need to know. Is the freezing rain not comming till eight o’clock? or is it comming at five? What the fuck does “evening” mean???
I keep wondering if theman in the basement hears...
wannablessedbereturns:
Also I am stressed because my back and neck and hip hurt and no amount of treatment of them is helping (I just noticed on Mint spent nearly $2000 in co-pays alone this year to little avail) and I feel like a seventy-year-old and I don’t want to take ibuprofen every day.
Try Rofing. (not a euphemism for throwing up). It moves the facia tissue in your body which caused...
Notice: ANDREA ELIZABETH
synecdocheforsuccess:
One: I really like this bra. It’s tremendously loving
Two: I’m liking all of your posts mostly because I don’t ever see you and that’s just dumb.
Three: I know you and robosheep are all kissy-face and handsy, but does that mean we aren’t moving to Montana with big dogs and kicking ass?
Four: Who should I move to Montana with and keep dogs?
Five: I WUV YOU! Merry...
Obama signs Franken’s anti-rape amendment into... →
fireengines:thepoliticalpartygirl:
Within the [Defense] Appropriations Act [signed into law by President Obama on Saturday] is Sen. Al Franken’s (D-MN) amendment prohibiting defense contractors from restricting their employees’ abilities to take workplace discrimination, battery, and sexual assault cases to court. The measure was inspired by Jamie Leigh Jones, who was gang-raped by her co-workers...
“I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring...”
– Dalai Lama XIV (via justbesplendid) (via quote-book)
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”
– C.S. Lewis (via julie911) (via quote-book)
This eternal damnation thing consistently fucks...
“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe...”
– John Lennon (via yourhappyplace) (via quote-book)
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I am packing today.
I move on Tuesday. This involves throwing out… oh, at least half a dozen shoes, also, a giant box of clothing. First I have to wash my clothes to throw them out. When ones laundry pile is up to one’s waist and there are still clothes in the dresser… you know its time. Goodbye fair clothing items! I loved you once… A while ago!!!
I'm getting the strong impression my parents would...
Gee… thanks parents. Like I wouldn’t blame you for that for the rest of my life. And haven’t you always told me not to get married young?
Manilla file folders are the devil.
Case and point — three giant papercuts on one hand.
What Your Month Of Birth Tell About You?
thedisgruntledgradstudent:merrifulrhino:strawberryfieldsforeverx:lmfaoitslili:louisejoyb:Re-blog & bold which month you are :)
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make...
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...”
– Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via anditslove) (via narcolepsyweed) (via nostalgicdreams) (via pirouettelove) (via funeral) (via skyisland)
I ate too much sushi for dinner.
but it was SO GOOD.
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