January 2010
3 tags
4 tags
Living with pretty girls is much different than...
When I lived with smart girls there were schedules, rules that had to be followed or people got uptight, lights were always turned off and it was a problem if they weren’t, dishes were always dirty because they weren’t anyones dirty dishes — they were magically appearing dirty dishes. Conversations circled around ethics, third world countries, wasteful consuming Americans and how...
Oh, fuck.
haguenite:
I just looked in the mirror for the first time since I got back from snow rugby. Looks like I’ve developed the same allergy my sister has: snow allergy! My face is covered in rough red spots. YAY! I hope this doesn’t mean I’ll also develop a water allergy like her.
Bwhahahaha. I also am allergic to the cold, mostly just snow though :/
2 tags
I facebook stalk my boyfriend when he's out with...
1 tag
There should be a new rule: no people kissing on...
3 tags
It seems I have left my cell phone at home. Grand....
3 tags
My advice to teens (or anyone), on having (or not...
In the overwhelming era of Abstinence only sex-education, having recently watched a lifetime movie on teen pregnancy.
I won’t tell you not to have sex. I am not going to tell you to have it, either. Frankly, I think anything under eighteen is a little too young. Though I recognize that you do not all mature at an equal rate and some of you will be ready at sixteen, others of you won’t...
I really love the Olympics.
I am not sure why. I have never played sports, I’m not an athlete, I only go to the gym out of bizzare desire to be Laura Croft. Perhaps the love for the olympics has something to do with fascination that people can actually do those things — that they would dedicate their life to it. Athletics have never seemed like fun to me, so I don’t understand why people enjoy doing those...
“7. With intimacy came a wealth of information on the novelistic as opposed to...”
– alain de botton, on love. (via meaghano) (via jlovely) (via patrickwilson) (via beyondearthquakesandoceans)
I am having a really big craving for blue...
I don’t think I own any. I hope this desire goes away before tomorrows lunch break or I’ll have to take myself to Sephora.
I don't know which member of the Minnesota Vikings...
cijimcb:
k-troll:
GO PURIFY YOURSELF IN THE WATERS OF LAKE MINNETONKA.
Boo! ;-)
HEY HEY! Favre is from Wisconsin, I don’t care what you say about him. But Prince sings like a cat in heat and its AWESOME. And Lake Minnetonka already has an infestation of zebra muscles so don’t punish it more!
"Those most evil of all women: midwives."
haguenite:
Oh, LOLOLOLOL. Stupid men and their stupid demonization of midwives and medicalization of childbirth.
Are you reading Alan Bloom? Cause I just read that shit too.
1 tag
Quotes from my roomate:
“Well, Haiti sucks anyways”
“Are they black there”
“Why are they sleeping outside?”
“Well, why weren’t they more prepared for it?
“They’re amputating legs without anesthesia? Do they have vodka?”
“Well, if they can’t find anesthesia they should send vodka”
“All the years you have waited for them to “make it up to you” and...”
– Lewis Smedes
So it's on to perscription birth control type...
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
sparklepants:
orangutanne:
Ugh, I have been on about 12 different birth control formulations (but for a different reason) in addition to hormone replacement therapy. Despite surgery, things are still a little messed up. Currently I am on Lybrel and only supposed to get my period 4 times a year (or preferrably not at all) but somehow I still manage to get it twice...
1 tag
lickystickypickyme:
Things I will seize to understand:
People who feel the need to use big difficult words in a normal conversation. I call it Oral Masturbation.
I have a professor who frequently tells us to go home and masturbate our minds by reading such and such. Then he will ask us how our mental orgasms were the night before.
I feel like I'm better at Tumblr now that there is...
Thats weird.
“If you don’t know the host, then you bring brownies. And you slide up to...”
– My dear friend, M
1 tag
a very important life lesson
haguenite:
morninggloria:
When buying athletic socks in a multi pack, buy a pack wherein every single sock is the same. Don’t buy a pack of socks where one pair has a red stripe, one yellow, one green, etc, because if you do that, soon you will have exactly zero pairs of socks.
Washing machines are run by a cabal of gnomes who sneak into every load of laundry and steal one of every pair of...
Belligerent undergrad is writing Belligerent...
Opening paragraph:
“Bloom’s claim is that justice, within a familial context, would undermine natural male dominance of the family structure. To attempt to include justice is to go against that which is natural, and to ask men to give up their selfish nature. Bloom further claims that masculine selfishness is a good thing because it is what makes America great (and Americans tend to...
1 tag
5 tags
Guyze! I will share with you what I am doing, AT...
I am cooking! Inventive, make it up as you go cooking. I am also drinking gin! This is an excellent night!
1 tag
Was eating cake for breakfast a good idea?
Probably not. But it was TASTEY!!!
